a crank’s progress

Religious sectarians lurk in every faith: in Northern Ireland, it would have made no sense to a child if one of his playmates was Catholic or Protestant. So the explanation was that a child of a different faith “kicked with the other foot,” relating it to something ubiquitous and understandable by a young mind.

Apparently, Islam is not immune from this pernicious idea.

Baghdad Burning:

I remember as a child, during a visit, I was playing outside with one of the neighbors children. Amal was exactly my age- we were even born in the same month, only three days apart. We were laughing at a silly joke and suddenly she turned and asked coyly, “Are you Sanafir or Shanakil?” I stood there, puzzled. ‘Sanafir’ is the Arabic word for “Smurfs” and ‘Shanakil“ is the Arabic word for ”Snorks“. I didn’t understand why she was asking me if I was a Smurf or a Snork. Apparently, it was an indirect way to ask whether I was Sunni (Sanafir) or Shia (Shanakil).

”What???“ I asked, half smiling. She laughed and asked me whether I prayed with my hands to my sides or folded against my stomach. I shrugged, not very interested and a little bit ashamed to admit that I still didn’t really know how to pray properly, at the tender age of 10.

Later that evening, I sat at my aunt’s house and remember to ask my mother whether we were Smurfs or Snorks. She gave me the same blank look I had given Amal. ”Mama- do we pray like THIS or like THIS?!“ I got up and did both prayer positions. My mother’s eyes cleared and she shook her head and rolled her eyes at my aunt, ”Why are you asking? Who wants to know?“ I explained how Amal, our Shanakil neighbor, had asked me earlier that day. ”Well tell Amal we’re not Shanakil and we’re not Sanafir- we’re Muslims- there’s no difference.“

Smurf/snork, this foot/the other foot. Just another reason to hate and under the guise of religion.