The tragic pussification of G.I. Joe:
What do you do with a grown man who is willing to work himself into such a lather because a fifty year old toy is failing to honor the past the way we expect our pop culture icons to? No, GI Joe is not f**king sacred to anyone, not any more than the X-Men or even Batman. This is not a travesty of historical revisionism, hell, it’s not even worth the kind of sputtering mouth-foaming that would be more appropriate for discovering a Starbucks in the middle of the National WWII Memorial. It’s just a new version of GI Joe that is designed to do what GI Joe was always designed for -to bringing money to Hasboro Toy Inc by the barrel full.
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