The wise guys @ MacGeekery pull out all the stops on this one: :
We would have said something sooner, but it was hushity-hush-hush. Today, Apple is holding a special event for invited guests at their campus in Cupertino, in the quant Town Hall. We’ll be attending the event today with a small group of other reporters and will talk about the events as they’re announced. Apple’s scheduled the event to last three hours, so we’ll try and get everything out by noon because we’re sure that everyone will want to know.
Stay tuned!
It’s just a little over the top . . . funny though.