Smart answer to a stupid question

An excellent response to questions from ill-informed and unthinking physicians:

My doctor asked me if I would like to have a government employee decide
my health issues. I said “No. I would rather have a retired nurse tell
you my private insurance company won’t pay for a procedure you believe I
must have.”

That shut him up.
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