noted without comment

Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , Feb 2002 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , Nov 2002 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , Oct 2003 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , June 2004 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , Dec 2005 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , July 2005 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , Oct 2005 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , June 2006 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , Sept 2006 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , Nov 2006 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , Jan 2007 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , May 2007 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , May 2007 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , May 2007 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed , Sept 2007 Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed today, January 31, 2008….This is all very gooey, like how we’ve killed like, nine of Osama Bin Laden’s #3 guys.

Can’t add a thing:

Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, Feb 2002
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, Nov 2002
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, Oct 2003
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, June 2004
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, Dec 2005
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, July 2005
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, Oct 2005
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, June 2006
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, Sept 2006
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, Nov 2006
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, Jan 2007
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, May 2007
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, May 2007
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, May 2007
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed, Sept 2007
Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed today, January 31, 2008.

It’s like being the drummer for Spinal Tap:

Jen Roth offers an explanation:

John: What, are they counting those for wins? Are they counting guys like Padilla? This is all very gooey, like how we’ve killed like, nine of Osama Bin Laden’s #3 guys.

Tyrone: Being #3 in Al-queda is like being a “creative vice president” at a Hollywood studio. There are dozens of them … and they are expendable.

[From Top Al Qaeda Leader Killed (again)]

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